HEY EVERYBODY!!!!! Alligator here (but you can call me Ali).
So I read Bird’s post on the bowler hat – (BOOR-ING) – but it got me thinking about hats and such… I can make it so much more fun! So MY post is going to be a competition format, and the title is, “WHO HAT BETTER?”
PQ Bird: What do you mean, who HAT better? Do you mean, “who looks better in the hat”? Or, “who does the hat fit best”? Or maybe, “who WEARS the hat better”?
Ali: Ah, you proved my point. See how clumsy you sound? That’s why it’s WHO HAT BETTER. Gets right to the point. So let’s get on with it!!!
HEY EVERYBODY! Welcome to my new column, WHO HAT BETTER, a contest between myself and Ben! You, the audience, just need to vote on WHO HAT BETTER, me or him? Send in your votes now! And thanks for participating!
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